Actually ED, one particularly whiny BUNGHOLE doesn't want Shaun to have his Net Neutrality. You guessed it folks, that bunghole is none other than our beloved Arizona State Senator, John McCain... Who is, by the way, now an expert on the internet.
On that note:
John McCain talking about the internet like he knows things? Everything just keeps getting crazier as the days pass by. Maybe eventually it'll all get so crazy that I'll actually seem like a normal person! On second thought, the world would be in flames way the hell before that.
Anyway, YES, John McCain has created something called the Internet Freedom Act which will "expressly prohibit the FCC from making rules on net neutrality." He essentially wants to give all the regulatory power that the FCC has and give it back to the ISPs, so that they can do stuff like EXPLOIT NICE PiratesEOPLE LIKE US!!!
Oh yes Shaun...he would. He would do that. Apparently John McCain thinks that the FCC shouldn't have the power to make laws against ISPs cutting deals with other companies to cut down competitor companies by restricting access, censoring material, etc...essentially, John McCain supports letting the ISPs make the internet like Apple makes all their stuff.
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DO THAT?!?!!? I DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING ONLY TO HAVE IT BE PROPRIETARY TO ONE PIECE OF FRIGGIN' HARDWARE!!!
The argument that McCain gives is that new-favorite phrase: "government takeover."
That's like saying that the FBI shouldn't exist because we use it for government takeover.
That's like saying the army shouldn't exist because we use it for government takeover...oh wait, actually we do...but we're taking over other governments...you get it.
Obviously the FCC was trying to restrict our liberties, by making sure that we would all get fair and equal access to the internet, and making it illegal for ISPs to do things to exploit us. Those Socialist bastards...
Conclusion: John McCain is STARK RAVING MAD!
Talk about conspiracy theorists...
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